I feel pretty dumb right now. All these people stalk my
pages and if everyone would put in like $.50, I’d have a crap load of money
raised. So, if you have a little bit of extra fundage in the bank and want to
help an amazing cause, please check out my donation page and contribute.
PULEEZE!!!!!
I’m doing this walk because a good friend of mine’s
ex-partner has MS. Together they have a little boy who is absolutely awesome.
It sucks that he has to see his mom in the hospital for days at a time. He’s so
polite and well rounded and fun to be around. I just want to do my part…which
means I need your help…to maybe find a breakthrough in treatment.
With that being said, here’s the link one more time. Just in
case you missed it before.
And again. Third time is a charm.
I know that there are some rich people on the Facebook. I
also know that rich people don’t get rich by spending money on just whatever, but
come on. Please. Here’s a pic of the kiddo I was talking about. I really want
this fundraising effort to be successful because he deserves to see his mom
feeling good and not in the hospital. You can make it happen. So let’s go.
So I’m DJing a banquet on Friday, so I was putting my music
together tonight. There are a couple of must play songs. Macklemore “Thrift
Shop” and Will.i.am and Britney “Scream & Shout.” Have you ever listened to
these songs and realized how much cussin’ there is? And since the event on
Friday is for kids, I needed super clean edits. So I did them myself. They have
been checked and double checked and I think I’m good. Look at me going above
and beyond to try and get this thing going full speed. Why I’m being a huge
link whore, I will just go ahead and give you my DJ email address in case you
want to hire me.
And if you accidentally spell my name the way that most do,
I also have DJPsychoShannon@gmail.com.
Website coming soon.
I miss my singing fish. You know the one that had the
flapping tail and would sing Mambo #5? I also with I had kept my puppet Pound
Puppy. And Pocket Rocker. Did anyone else have a Pocket Rocker? With the
Tiffany tape to play in it? Does this make me old?
There is nothing attractive about Constantine Maroulis. And
I really don’t like Joel McHale. I’ve got my TV on in the background and just
saw them on it. Ick. I wish everyone could get paid for wearing skinny suits
and saying unfunny stuff. He’s not good. But I’m learning in life that
untalented people somehow get fired up. Why is it that the crappiest of
employees never get fired? Like if Joel McHale got hired to be the face of E!,
I wouldn’t be surprised. At all. I would say that he had to sleep with the
right person to get there, but it wouldn’t shock me. One bit.
Hangnails hurt. I’ve googled treating them and I’ve tried
what the google recommends, but they’re still there!!! I might need to start
putting jalapeno juice on my fingers so I leave them alone. I have weird habits
when I think. I stick my tongue out all the dang time. That’s why my lips are
chapped so much. I make faces that I cannot explain. I need a self-shocking
collar to shock myself out of the dumb habits I’ve formed. I need to invent the
mind reading shock collar. Yes! Don’t steal my idea, people.
Ouch I have cramps. Stupid PMS. If you’ve never had the PMS,
I equate it to someone tying a string around my uterus and ovaries and other
innards and then tying the other end to their douch-mobile and then popping the
clutch over and over. I’m a firm believer that gay people are born this way, so
why doesn’t God take the fact that our reproductive systems might be completely
useless and give us the option when we’re 21 years old of either keeping them
or losing them when we pee one day.
Anyway, my brain is literally exhausted. I see spots when I
look up. Not black spots. Colored ones. Like laser beams. It would probably be
cool if I did drugs or something, but I don’t, so it’s just weird. Anyway,
goodnight errybody. And thank you again for your help with the MS walk.
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