Today’s song is…Eminem and D12- “My Band.” You know that
one? My blog, my blog, my blog, my blog, my blog, my blog, my
bloooooooogggggggg… Haha. I love you, Jose Chavez.
Lots of random stuff to put into your pretty little head
today. I hope you’re ready for this.
Do birds get cold? Poor little birds all out in the cold and
stuff. They can’t have fat on them to keep them warm. They fly in all kinds of
weather. I live in the south and it still gets chilly down here. So how do
birds not get hypothermia? I don’t get it.
On an airplane I can’t help but ask…why do people sit in a
window seat if they’re not gonna look out? Or put the little shade down? At
least during take-off and landing. I prefer a window seat. Mostly because I’m
that girl who passes out as soon as we reach like 1,000 feet and I like having
the side of the plane to lean on. Napping in the middle or aisle seat isn’t
gonna happen. So knowing that there are people who prefer that seat and knowing
that you don’t and you can request a different seat, why do they keep the
window seat? I’m just wondering…I guess I could just as easily ask to change my
seat, but I fly standby, so I have to be happy with any seat on the plane as
long as I’m on it. So give me a break, people!!!
Orange Starbursts are wasted on me. They’re awful! If I was
Starburst, I would sell just red and pink packages. And maybe even an
occasional yellow. But orange? I could send orange Starbursts to starving kids
in other countries, but I don’t eat them very often because the orange ones are
there. Ditch the orange, Starburst. Come on!
Oh. And one other comment about flying. I know just as well
as everyone else that it’s unnecessary to have all portable electronic devices
powered off and stowed away during take off and landing. I get it. I, too,
would love to turn around and tell the pushy flight attendant to just shut it.
So do me a favor, rule breakers. If you’re gonna keep your portable electronic
devices powered on when you fly, at least HIDE IT! Please. The quicker the
flight attendant does that safety demo that nobody pays attention to (admit it.
You know I’m right…), the quicker we can take off and get where we’re going.
And then we won’t have to be cooped up in a plane with people who deny the
power of deodorant, or those who think that Subway is appropriate airplane
food, or that screaming baby (I know parents try and calm them down. I do. But
that doesn’t make the screaming any more bearable while it’s happening), or the
armrest hog, or the person with the smokers cough who refuses to cover their
mouth. You get what I’m saying. Do us all a favor and at least lock your screen
while they do the final walk through. Please.
I’ve done a lot of research on what I’m about to say. If by
research I mean noticing in the conditions that surround me. I now know who the
worst and rudest drivers and parkers are in this world. Toyota drivers. I’m
sorry. And I know you’re getting all defensive now saying “I drive a Corolla
and I’ve never hit anybody or got a ticket or blah, blah, blah.” Yes. There are
exceptions. However, generally speaking, the drivers who usually piss me off
the most are in Toyotas. I think that Toyota should offer driving courses upon
the sale of a car. And manners lessons. Don’t double park. Don’t drive the
wrong way down an aisle to steal that spot. Don’t be that person who sits there
blocking the aisle with your blinker on waiting for the spot occupied by the
woman with 19 kids and 97 bags of groceries. Move on! Please. Anyway, that’s
how I feel about that.
And lastly. Do you want to buy a St. Patricks Day t-shirt I
made on my laptop? The saying is NOT original…at all. But I put it all
together. I will put a pic on here and then if anybody wants to order one, get
a price and see if its even possible. Maybe Toyota drivers will buy lots of
shirts to make up for sucking on the road. Maybe.
That’s all for now. I have to go and see how Tierra lights
up the room when she walks in.
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